How do I choose a Bathmate?
I’m a dad in my mid-30s, juggling work, family, and trying to keep some semblance of a personal life. So, when I started thinking about trying a Bathmate, I had a lot of questions. It’s not exactly something you can casually ask your buddies about at the barbeque, right?
Why am I even considering a Bathmate, you ask?
Well, let’s just say that after years of fatherhood and the general wear and tear of life, I’m not feeling as confident as I used to. I’m not looking to become some porn star, but a little boost in the bedroom wouldn’t hurt.
So, with that in mind, how does a guy choose the right Bathmate?
It’s not as simple as grabbing the first one you see online. There are a few key factors to consider:
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Size Matters, Seriously : Just like shoes, a Bathmate needs to fit properly. Too small and it won’t be effective. Too big, and well, let’s just say it won’t be a pleasant experience. Take the time to measure yourself accurately. There are plenty of guides online that walk you through the process. No shame in taking a few minutes to do it right!
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Comfort is King : You’re going to be spending some quality time with this thing, so it needs to be comfortable. Look for a model with a good, secure seal and materials that feel good against your skin. You don’t want to be distracted by discomfort.
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Features, Features, Features : Some Bathmates have fancy extras, like adjustable pressure settings or even the option to use warm water. Think about whether those features are important to you, and if they justify the extra cost.
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Budget Reality Check : Bathmates aren’t exactly pocket change. Set a budget before you start shopping, and try to stick to it. No need to break the bank trying to spice things up.
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Read the Reviews : See what other guys are saying. Focus on reviews from people who have similar goals and body types as you.
Some Dad-to-Dad Advice:
- Patience is a King : Results take time. Don’t expect to see a massive change overnight. Be consistent with your use, and you’ll likely be happier with the results.
- Don NOT Overdo It : Follow the instructions carefully. Pushing yourself too hard can lead to injury. Remember, slow and steady wins the race.
- Talk to Your Personal Doctor : If you have any underlying health conditions or concerns, talk to your doctor before using a Bathmate. It’s always better to be safe than sorry.
And most importantly, remember…
This is about feeling good about yourself, not about trying to achieve some unrealistic ideal. Have fun, be safe, and don’t take it all too seriously. At the end of the day, the most important thing is feeling confident and connected with your partner.
If you have any more questions, hit me up! We dads gotta look out for each other.
